Sweet-Sorrow-13

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andthatlittleblackdress:

lampsarepeopletoo:

geodude:

gothbaby:

O MY GO D????

oh

WHY

HONESTLY IF I WERE DATING SPIDERMAN AND HE PULLED THIS SHIT OVER ON ME I WOULD BE MAD AT HIM FOR 2 MONTHS I WOULDN’T LOOK AT HIM I WOULDN’T SPEAK TO HIM

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

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yourhawtjewfriend:

still get friend requests from this shit..

yourhawtjewfriend:

still get friend requests from this shit..

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

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Dramatic reading
Cam Moffett
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A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

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marcelovieira:

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mischiefloki:

calysto1395:

vrlmvrlm:

queenofzan:

propaedeuticist:

Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.

thor what are you doing

^

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

Interviewer: “When you look in the mirror in the morning, what do you see?” 


Taylor Swift: “Not much until I put my contacts in.”

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whatyoumeantome:

accurate. 

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